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hagar-972: codeinetea: vanishinginthepark: codeinetea: cyborg-cat-girl: codeinetea: cyborg-cat-g...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:46:02 -0400

codeinetea:

vanishinginthepark:

codeinetea:

cyborg-cat-girl:

codeinetea:

cyborg-cat-girl:

codeinetea:

I have $24 to last me til Friday, what should I buy with it?

a pallet of ramen noodles

I hate ramen noodles tho

hmmmmm

bees?

Are you suggesting that I eat bees for a week

This is roughly what I make sure I have in my kitchen all the time along with rough estimates of local prices (MN). I buy a lot of things when they’re on sale and stockpile them.

instant oatmeal packets with fruit in them - $3 probably and this can be breakfast all week and maybe even a lunch or dinner too since you usually get 10 packets

bag of rice - $2-3 depending on size. 1 cup dry rice makes enough for about two meals depending on what you add in. if you get cheap rice, rinse it before cooking

canned beans - usually under $1 per can - mix the can with your rice and you have a meal. chili-spiced beans will make bean tacos. Rinse non-spiced beans before adding to anything.

Tortilla - usually around $3 but you get like 8-10 of them. Tacos, wraps, and quesadillas are all fair game here

lettuce - $2 max around here, either a head of something or bagged precut depending on preference, use as a salad or on tacos

protein other than beans of some sort - probably $5-7 for meat, $2-3 for eggs. sometimes I can get bags of frozen chicken breasts in this price range and each is usually 2 meals if I add in a bunch of veggies. fry/scramble eggs and add to any of the options.

your favorite stir fry sauce - $3ish

vegetables - $5ish. literally anything that you can 1. fry in a pan and 2. you’ll eat. fresh carrots are usually pretty cheap. get frozen if it’s cheaper and you’re strapped for cash/prep time on this part.

alternative to stir fry: pasta (~$2), fresh tomatoes (~$2), cheese (~$3).

cheese and fruit if you have extra - look if your store has loyalty cards for free that you can load coupons on for cheese there’s always one it seems like.

ahh thank you!!!

Reblogging because there’s never knowing who’ll need it.

Adding also: the single most nutritious food on earth is potatoes in their peel. Potatoes + some milk and butter = everything you need. They don’t last all that long, but they’re fairly cheap and the quickest cheat to “How do I not fuck my body up.”

(Cooked potatoes’ll last a while in the fridge. Potatoes nearing the end of their useful lives? Cook them to half-done first, figure out what to do with them later.)

Easiest baked potatoes: slice thinly but not paper-like, spread like cards, brush with oil (a silicone baking brush is totes worth the little it costs), spread salt and pepper (a little less than you think you’d like), cover with foil, stick in oven or toaster-oven at 150C for 40min. (If you have the patience, at that point click up to 180C, remove the cover and add 10-20min.) Reheats well, lasts in the fridge longer than it’ll take you to nom.

Dead-Animal-Free Whole Protein: some legumes + some grain. AKA rice and lentils, or rice and beans. (Maybe some fried onion for flavor; onion’s cheap and stays good a descent while. Fried onion makes everything taste better and keeps forever in the freezer, so frying up a bunch and keeping portions is not a half-bad idea.) (If going for the beans option - lentils are cheaper around here but fuck if I know what it’s like in your area - dump some tomato sauce and oil in; canola or soy are best health-wise, and far cheaper than olive; avoid corn.) Oh, what does instant couscous go for in your area? It keeps for fucking ever, it’s usually cheap, and it takes well to any and all added taste.

If you get to choose, black lentils taste the best and need the least soak-time (0-20min), green lentils are best for cooked stuff and red lentils are best in soups. (Red lentils + potatoes + root vegetables of choice + spices; cut into small pieces, cook, run through the blender if you wanna [stick blender’s awesome], freeze in portions.)

When possible, get instant soup mix. Get the good instant soup mix. (The kind that’s not made primarily of sugar, yeast or both. The rest is optional.) Dump 1/2tsp (or more, but start on the low end) into couscous, or chicken, or sprinkle over potatoes being stuck in the oven. Whatever. It’ll make most cooked-food-type things taste better. And again, lasts forever on the shelf.
If you can have eggs (goodness knows they’re sometimes expensive), dump some tomato sauce in a pan (tomato sauce lasts forever on the shelf), add some oil, onion/beans to cook in it, hot peppers if you wanna, then when it’s nearly ready crack an egg or two in. Hard-boiled eggs last a remarkably while in the fridge, so when eggs reach near the end of their usable lives, just hard-boil and stick in the fridge.

(Have eggs as often as you can, particularly as you have brain-shit going on. You need all the eggs, salt, and 60%-or-more chocolate you can get. Brains are made of cholesterol and salt, so folks with neuro or other brain shit need more of both. Potassium is also aces. You know what has the most potassium? Tomato paste.)

Grated cheese keeps in the freezer for ever. Grated cheese will make a lot of things taste nicer. Preserved lemon juice keeps forever in the fridge. Grated cheese + oil + lemon = instant and awesome pasta sauce that’ll liven up the weeks-old dry pasta in the fridge.

Slices bread also keeps well in the freezer. Try to have half a loaf or a loaf. Dry bread gets cut in cubes, mixed with oil and the aforementioned instant soup, stuck in oven at lowest until properly dry, then kept in an airtight jar to add to soups.

(Over-ripe tomatoes come cheaper. They get turned into soup or sauce, then frozen in portions.)

presentmic:2008-2011: the meme renaissance2012-2013: meme shaming, memeing not condoned by the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:04:18 -0400

presentmic:

2008-2011: the meme renaissance
2012-2013: meme shaming, memeing not condoned by the public and is considered unforgivable
2014-present: the second meme renaissance, memeing is once again in style , the world is at peace

the signs renaissance babies

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:03:55 -0400

holyfuccitsthegunch:

Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:

hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean? It...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:29:34 -0400

hollowfacade:

squided:

breadedsinner:

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it.

listsoflifehacks: listsoflifehacks: Secret Recipes To Try At...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:29:01 -0400

listsoflifehacks:

listsoflifehacks:

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese
Wendy’s Frosty
Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce
Chick-Fil-A Nuggets
Starbucks Frappucino
P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps
Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade
Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits
Sonic Cherry Limeade

Photo

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:30:06 -0400

how to grow the fuck up

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:29:25 -0400

apparentjpg:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Video

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 12:38:12 -0400

nerdgasrnz: confusedbyinterface: thatheckinjade: chongoblog: kevv: jaymonoto: why does every...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 15:54:05 -0400

nerdgasrnz:

confusedbyinterface:

thatheckinjade:

chongoblog:

kevv:

jaymonoto:

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

the signs renaissance babies

Mon, 28 May 2018 13:51:53 -0400

holyfuccitsthegunch:

Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:

rendzina:when somebody cares for you, it is so apparent. in their words, in their gestures, in their...

Sun, 27 May 2018 21:07:17 -0400

rendzina:

when somebody cares for you, it is so apparent. in their words, in their gestures, in their actions - it is obvious. don’t settle for anybody who leaves you wondering.

rlckrolled: Panic! In front of the cute boy

Sun, 27 May 2018 21:03:18 -0400

rlckrolled:

Panic! In front of the cute boy

brotoro: laughhard: My Chinese Foreign-exchange friend asks me...

Fri, 25 May 2018 16:42:49 -0400

brotoro:

laughhard:

My Chinese Foreign-exchange friend asks me the most hilarious question. I can’t even.

He joined the foreign-exchange program because he dreamed of one day asking a white person this question

annakemdrick: annakemdrick: i cannot stop thinking about that chris hemsworth gif like i cant...

Sat, 19 May 2018 10:49:12 -0400

annakemdrick:

annakemdrick:

i cannot stop thinking about that chris hemsworth gif like i cant sleep

this is all ive been thinking about for 2 whole days

chescaleigh: reducedlunch:this video is so funny it transcends...

Sat, 19 May 2018 10:48:37 -0400

chescaleigh:

reducedlunch:
this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

part 2 is even better

sixpenceee: Different types of color blindness demonstrated

Thu, 17 May 2018 19:32:11 -0400

sixpenceee:

Different types of color blindness demonstrated

note to self

Tue, 15 May 2018 17:09:00 -0400

lattes-at-midnight:

•add a sprinkle of cinnamon to your coffee. it will change your life.

•always be kind to your waiter/waitress & the person behind the cash register. treat them with respect.

•take pictures of the things that make you happy, not for instagram, but for yourself.

•stop sleeping with your makeup on. you deserve better than that.

•don’t let yourself be consumed by the idea of perfection

•don’t let social media cause you stress. no one is paying more attention to your posts than you

•let people know when you’re missing them

•don’t be afraid to cut or dye your hair. life changes and things move on. just go for it.

•listen to music, podcasts or audiobooks while you clean. you can find many for free on youtube.

•don’t let anyone make fun of you for taking photos of your coffee or the sunset

•change your sheets more often

•use coconut oil as an eye makeup remover, it’s seriously a game changer

•make playlists for different moods, different people and for yourself

•remind yourself that you don’t have to be travelling & having adventures to give your life meaning

•ask yourself why you’re posting something. if it’s for anyone other than you, forget it.

•don’t be embarrassed to journal. put your thoughts to paper and clear your mind

derezzcartes: hears thunder thor if thats u bitch i love u

Sun, 13 May 2018 22:35:00 -0400

derezzcartes:

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: liveb...

Sun, 13 May 2018 22:33:20 -0400

corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

starsberrisnunicorns: 😂 exactly, like.…

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 18:20:42 -0400

starsberrisnunicorns:

😂 exactly, like.…